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Lots of evidence. Eyewitness accounts, signed testimony.. and ever hear of habaeus corpus? Atheistic logic fails on so many levels. Prove to me that George Washington was alive…. duh!
Well first of all there is way more evidence that George Washington lived than Jesus did. Also, proving that Jesus rose from the dead is another matter. A claim as extraordinary as that requires extraordinary evidence.
@Crabby Blogging Lady
You must watch a lot of legal dramas. As you may know, habeas corpus is Latin for “show me the body” and is used in a modern legal sense to prevent wrongful imprisonment; someone can’t be held indefinitely, that person needs to be brought before a judge who will determine if that detainment is lawful. Sure, nobody can prove that George Washington actually existed, but it doesn’t take a leap of faith to believe that he did. As for Jesus, the argument isn’t really about whether he existed or not. The argument is about whether he did the miraculous things the Bible attributes him to doing. Could there have been a guy named Jesus that got crucified by the Romans? Sure, why not, the Romans crucified a lot of people. Did Jesus rise from the dead and do a bunch of crazy stuff, not to mention the crazy stuff before he was killed? Probably not. I’m not saying that it is impossibly, simple incredibly improbable. I’m going to ere on the side of caution (logic if you will) and say that Jesus probably didn’t come back from the dead, and probably didn’t perform any miracles. As for your “eyewitness accounts” and “signed testimony” they probably wouldn’t hold up in a court of law, although they might hold up in a Sharia court of law…
My God was nailed to a cross for you even though you do not acknowledge Him. . . but he is no longer dead, but alive and I serve a risen Savior!
Wow really? I wasn’t aware of that. I’ve heard about it in some stories, but is there any evidence of it happening?
Karen forgot to capitalize ‘He’ after the ellipses. Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Lots of evidence. Eyewitness accounts, signed testimony.. and ever hear of habaeus corpus? Atheistic logic fails on so many levels. Prove to me that George Washington was alive…. duh!
Well first of all there is way more evidence that George Washington lived than Jesus did. Also, proving that Jesus rose from the dead is another matter. A claim as extraordinary as that requires extraordinary evidence.
@Crabby Blogging Lady
You must watch a lot of legal dramas. As you may know, habeas corpus is Latin for “show me the body” and is used in a modern legal sense to prevent wrongful imprisonment; someone can’t be held indefinitely, that person needs to be brought before a judge who will determine if that detainment is lawful. Sure, nobody can prove that George Washington actually existed, but it doesn’t take a leap of faith to believe that he did. As for Jesus, the argument isn’t really about whether he existed or not. The argument is about whether he did the miraculous things the Bible attributes him to doing. Could there have been a guy named Jesus that got crucified by the Romans? Sure, why not, the Romans crucified a lot of people. Did Jesus rise from the dead and do a bunch of crazy stuff, not to mention the crazy stuff before he was killed? Probably not. I’m not saying that it is impossibly, simple incredibly improbable. I’m going to ere on the side of caution (logic if you will) and say that Jesus probably didn’t come back from the dead, and probably didn’t perform any miracles. As for your “eyewitness accounts” and “signed testimony” they probably wouldn’t hold up in a court of law, although they might hold up in a Sharia court of law…
I think mine has birds’ poop on his head…
Nice one TS….Crabby Lady got pwned.
Not sure what Carl’s getting at though.